July 2010
20 posts
Mental Masturbation →
Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
How is Everything Check →
The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.
Person1:”We need a new fork. This one fell on the floor.” Person2:”I’ll ask the waiter to get a new one on…
strategic friendship default →
Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: “Did Justin ever…
Reply-None →
The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them.
I really needed to hear from Felicia on this issue, but all I got was a…
Clutch Oven →
To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.
Mike was driving us to Jake’s party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven
sniff test →
To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.
Friend1:Hey man cant you just wear those boxers?
…
solitaire denial →
Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.
Guy #1:…
Eau d'ouche →
The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.
Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d’ouche. I feel like I’m…
Tim Time from Dover, DE →
Hey all yall Snapple fans. This be Tim Freidel from Dover, Delaware. I am 18 and have just graduated from Caesar Rodney High School, and this upcoming Fall semester I will be attending Virginia Tech….
Congreenient →
The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.
I would have recycled my Fiji water bottle, but my plastic bin was…
TV face →
A condition in which a person’s face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV). Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.
…
a crapella →
Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and…
fake bakery →
A tanning salon
Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach? Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
Do not fear the peanut butter →
Here are your caps: #362 “Arachibutlphobia” is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
by Timothy Freidel from Dover, DE, USA 07/11/10
#384 Each year, the…
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs →
The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I…
NYC Snapple Real Facts...yessss →
Hey tell all your friends to vote for their favorite of the newest Snapple flavors with this link: http://ht.ly/2d4Ld
Here are your caps: #209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061…
ex with benefits →
After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.
John: “Mary, what are you and Joe doing under that…
Tab o' War →
The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.
“You’re getting ridiculous, Debbie, I’m wanting to pay tonight.” “Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your…
double rainbow →
intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm
OMG, it’s a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky!
SnapTop collection like mine? Love it →
I hope all of you enjoyed the last episode of “Best Stuff with Dave”. Now I here is a guy after my own heart, Tim has sent me pictures of his amazing personal collection of Snapple caps. Here is what…
June 2010
23 posts
store d'oeuvres →
Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren’t planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.)….
unhappy hour →
the lack of drink specials during the hours of 4-8 pm on weekdays at a bar
Yo let’s go to Brass Rail for drinks after work.
Are you kidding? They have an unhappy hour - the beers are $8 each
roommate chicken →
The condition where a group of people sharing a living space each avoid doing a household chore for an extended period because each believes it’s someone else’s responsibility. The idea is that…
Vidja day! →
rocket surgery →
(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: “rocket science” and “brain surgery”
A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn’t eat green meat. No…
Now I'm craving Mangos....sheesh →
Hey you missed me? :) I basically lost internet service on my computer but I still managed to talk to you guys with my iTouch. Now I got new caps and a new video for you. My birthday is coming up…
shit just got real →
An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.
Tommy: I have never…
Duckface →
A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.
“Oh christ, look…
status texting →
When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I’m taking pictures…
What is Snapple? →
For all those who are unfortunate enough to not know what Snapple is. If you know someone who is afflicted with such a curse, tell them to come here and be enlightened ;)
Snapple is a beverage…
Inverse Midas →
The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or…
Fun Fact Overload →
We broke the 200 cap mark! After putting up all 20 caps for today I have come to appreciate the Ctrl+C function so much :) Thanks again to Lisa from Miami, FL, USA who has helped fill out my …
brodak moment →
The perfect time for a picture with only the guys
The guys and I all passed out on the couch last night. It was such a brodak moment.
New computer necessary but Snapple is perfect the... →
Hey everyone :) Thanks for sending all those caps, especially Julie from Miami, FL who sent in 18 caps in one day! I think that’s a site record.
I’m sorry to report that my computer is on the…
bored to debt →
when your so bored with life that you just spend money to make your life seem more exciting.
ben: what did you do this weekend man? craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought…
Snapple says the crayfish are moving away :( Where... →
This Snapple cap pic has been floating around Twitter for about 2 days now. I guess crayfish moved someplace else :)
Remember to vote on our poll =>
Here are your caps: #709 Hybrid…
beer tears →
when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to…
Puppies, geckos and bilingual Snapple coming your... →
Long night last night ;) I’ve missed summer; all that’s left is a cold Snapple on the beach. For now this will have to tide your Snapple addiction over.
Ever wonder what a Spanish Snapple would…
nouveau douche →
A person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and class. Literally, “the new douche.”
PERSON 1: Check out that ass-hat in…
ATTN: Snapple Beverage Corp. →
Tinkering away today at some bugs on the site and thanks for letting me know about them. I have been so engrossed with this site that my wonderful friends have been bringing me cases of Snapple…
Birthday Brother →
A male who shares the same birthday as you. You were born on the same day of the same year. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond
See also Birthday Sister
Coming along Snapple-style! →
Hey everyone! How did you enjoy your day off yesterday for Memorial day? Drink any Snapple? Got any new caps? :)
I got some much needed rest and spent time with friends coming home from school for…
Rebound Job →
A job you take knowing that it isn’t long term. Often due to an emergency situation where you know your losing your current job. It provides a paycheck while you take your time looking for a better…
May 2010
71 posts
Its a time to remember our Soldiers and Snapple →
Since its Memorial day I thought it would be good to remember how Snapple first started out:
THE BEST HISTORY ON EARTH
It all started in the Greenwich Village area of New York in 1972….
Football Minute →
When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It’ll only take a minute Husband mumbles:…
Beating up a can and dining with a pelican →
Hey everyone! I’m glad to hear that all you have plans for Memorial Day (at least my U.S. friends) and so do I. It seems like there is a picnic ever 10 square feet in Central Park.
Don’t forget to…
Concert Resume →
n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was…
Twittering Snapple says to respect the facts! →
There are two new Twitter accounts for the new flavors of Snapple Diet Trop-a-Rocka Tea and Compassionberry Tea
I’m feeling well enough to put up your caps today so enjoy :)
Here are your…
As You Know →
A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.
As you know, gang leadership is run from…
The Sith has Snapple fever...or is it me? →
My cold has now turned into a fever and I’m filled with liquids and anti-biotics so I had no time to put up more caps. Enjoy these videos I’ve found for you and keep sending in those caps :)
For…