Mental Masturbation
Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
How is Everything Check
The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.
Person1:”We need a new fork. This one fell on the floor.”
Person2:”I’ll ask the waiter to get a new one on…
strategic friendship default
Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: “Did Justin ever…
Reply-None
The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them.
I really needed to hear from Felicia on this issue, but all I got was a…
Clutch Oven
To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.
Mike was driving us to Jake’s party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven
